Quotes From Your Hometown
"Gas it up chickie baby!"
"...sittin' on a velvet pillow"
"$6 a week and what do I get? Heartaches! Nothin’ but heartaches!"
"'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and 'E' before 'N' in 'chicken'"
"'Specially When I'm Dancin'!"
"A choir without its tenor is like a star without its glimmer."
"Aren't we pickin' our peaches before they're fuzzed up good?"
"Boy, Giraffes are selfish."
"Boy, oh boy, oh boy..."
"But Barney – I'm your mother!"
"But don't the trees seem nice and full?"
"But that's not where I'm from.... I'm from Greensboro."
"Cream puff?"
"Dirty Me, Dirty Me, I'm Disgusted with Myself"
"Do Edward G. Robinson"
"Don't give him my Mr. Cookie bar, Andy..."
"During our lifetime we travel many roads."
"Eatin' speaks louder than words."
"Except in your case we'll try to stop at the neck."
"Fluffy and I've been friends for years."
"Git them girls outta here!"
"Gluttons, gluttons, glut-tons!"
"Hey to Goober."
"He pushed me real hard. He assaulted me."
"...hearty eatin' men and beautiful delicate women."
"Hello, Sarah? Get me Juanita down at the diner."
"Here at The Rock, we have two basic rules."
"Hey mister! You're all tied up to a tree!"
"I passed it. I didn't heave it!"
"I was a pawn in the hands of a wily woman."
"It wouldn't hurt you to go to church more often."
"Just kinda let that thumb hang free and enjoy the music!"
"Little old ladies ought never to clank."
"Mounted patrol – checking in."
"No, it don't have to be a brother. It can be a cousin like me."
"Not so's you could notice."
"Now you're gonna Glen Ford it all over town."
"See if it don't say Bobby Gribble hates Emma Larch."
"She's usually good for eleven hatfuls."
"Sick as a dog, but havin' the time of my life."
"Slow it down and let me in, or I'll go out and get some gin."
"Snoop! Snoop! Bulb-snatcher!"
"Suck in that Gut!"
"That's my number one job - stalking. Not fly killin'."
"The Barney Fife Peter Piper nose-pinching test for drunks."
"The Barney Fife subconscious prober-primer."
"The bigger they are, the nicer they are. Hey, Chuck!"
"They're all keyed up."
"You're the only one I ever gave a hoot for."
"What do you take us for – a couple of idiots?"
"Where did you get the liquor?"
"You smell gas? I smell gas."
"You're not talking to a jerk you know."